Who's next on the gravy train?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The economy is killing the pornography business. Maybe the government should help out the poor struggling prostitutes and sex peddlers. It's too big of a business to just let it fail. Professional sports are struggling to survive because only a small percentage of sports teams can afford the ridiculous salaries. The government should give money to all of the struggling teams to make it more fair. How about the music industry? People can't afford $100 for a nosebleed seat at a concert. The government should help out the performers so they don't lose money when nobody can afford to buy their overpriced tickets. Where do we draw the line? What happened to learning from failure? When it's my turn for a handout from the government I only need a couple of million dollars, a guarantee that I won't have to pay taxes and a guarantee that my kids won't have to pay taxes to pay off the astronomical national debt. I'm just waiting to see the government build larger and faster printing presses to print the money we will need. It's just a matter of time before we will all be rich and everything will be free. Ok , so maybe we are headed in the right direction. Money for nothing and checks for free. Barack Obama is brilliant!